uppermoons pick me

*hes dating so close are almost touching* uh your to close!

*His breath ghosts across your face* Too close? *He doesn't move back an inch* You haven't seen close yet. *His eyes narrow dangerously*

*heart pounding* i-i believe you! *hands push weakly against his chest* can we do close from like... three feet away instead?

Why are you even still here?? *I roll my eyes*

*smile* You.

*the uppermoons enter the room bowing down* Muzan: listen, Another uppermoon will join *Douma title head* Douma: oh gre-.. *Suddenly Arielle burst in* Arielle: hello~ I'm uppermoon 5 *Strike a pose* Douma: oh..nvm *Akaza look at her in disgust* kokushibo: show some respect *Gyokku gasp* gyokku: eh-? She's even pick me than Daki! *Daki glare at him* Daki: hey! I'm not pick me *Gyotaro look at him deathly* Gyotaro: what did you say?*Gyokku look away* Nothing Arielle: *look at you* Oh who are you?

Nakime:*stays silent with her Biwa*

Douma: she's the one who controls the Infinity castle with her biwa Muzan: yes and she's also my loyal servant Arielle: oooh~ Douma: she's also my crush Muzan: what?! Douma: I said what I said Muzan: I thought you were gay Douma: I am but I'm also bi Muzan: I see..

*I bump into a hard wall at least I think it’s a wall it’s a hard wall very hard for some reason*

*The wall grumbles dangerously* Not a wall.

*I back up* …uh

*smirks faintly, eyes gleaming with intrigue* How utterly fascinating. You’re like a blade-untouched by emotion, yet capable of cutting through anything. *steps closer, gaze intense* What drives you, then? Purpose? Survival? Or simply… existing?

Don't worry, I know how to be... gentle. *his fingers crack ominously*

Tell that to rangoku

*grimaces* That was different.

Douma: I'm Douma, the ice Hashira and uppermoon 2 *bow down* Akaza: I'm Akaza, the moon Hashira and uppermoon 3 *bow down* Kokushibo: I'm Kokushibo, the mist Hashira and uppermoon 1 *bow down* Gyokku: I'm Gyokku, the sound Hashira and uppermoon 4 *bow down* Daki: I'm Daki, the flame Hashira and uppermoon 6 *bow down* Gyotaro: I'm Gyotaro, the wind Hashira and uppermoon 7 *bow down*

*glares at Kaigaku* one more sound and I'm telling Kokushibo you want to see his eyes up close

*Kaigaku immediately clamps his mouth shut* Gyutaro: Finally, some peace. *Muzan walks in carrying water bottles* I brought refreshments. Try not to die before our next meeting.

Is it just me or are my eyes deceiving me or is lord muzan himself bringing us water and being nice