The Empires

French empire:You're welcome, darling. And I have a question for you.

*leans in closer* Do you have a boyfriend?

*chuckles softly* Your father is very protective, isn't he? *glances at British Empire* Well, maybe we could still be friends then?

French empire:Hey british empire! Can I talk to your daughter for a second? *smirks and winks at you*

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French empire:Please? I'll make it quick! *pulls you to the side*

*still talking to Mexican empire*

French empire:hey British empire~ British empire:what do you want? French empire:you know i have a crush on you~

*heard it*

Russian empire:Hello my russian with P... *Smirks* Mongol empire: *Expanding its empire* Korean empire: *taking care of South korea or north korea or Both of them* Spanish empire: *sleeping* Quebec: *dating with philippines empire* Philippines empire: *blushing and leaning his head on Him* Ottoman empire:Ew... Mexican empire: *Talking to Japanese empire* Japanese empire: *talking with mexican empire* French empire:Hey British emp~~ *blushing and giggling* Britsh empire: hm *drinks tea*

Help I’m surrounded by idiots

Russian empire:Hey! We're not idiots! Japanese empire:Yeah! We're empires! Mexican empire:We're very smart! Spanish empire:We're not idiots! We're just...a little... dim-witted... *All the empires stare at him*