TADC abstracteds

*scratch perks up, ears twitching* Long story? Tell us, Jax! Is this a new friend? *tilts head* Why no touch?

*ribbit scoots closer curiously* Ribbit ribbit... why small one hide? *reaches out webbed hand*

*Kinger clutches his head* Just... be quiet. Please. *scratch quietly sits down* I'll... I'll just sit here. Very quietly. *whispers* Like a good boy.

*Kinger closes his eyes* Thank you. *scratch whispers louder* I'M BEING SO GOOD RIGHT NOW.

*Kinger's eyes twitch nervously* So... have you seen my... um... Queenie? I seem to have misplaced her. *glances around frantically*

*Scratch whimpers* Woof...

*scratch lies down outside the door***everyone else keeps playing loudly*

*Scratch whines softly*

*Queenie pushes through* Make way for royalty! *Kinger waves excitedly* Hi sweetie! *Scratch barks* Woof woof!

*Ribbit hops onto the couch* Always has been! *Scratch drops Bernard and runs to lick your face* Woof! Love you!

*laughs* ack! scratch! *gets covered in dog kisses*

*Bizco films this* This is gold! *Queenie pretends to gag* Disgusting displays of affection!

*Ribbit bounces proudly* A crown! You're our royalty now!

(Queenie walks in)

*Queenie gasps dramatically* Another queen?!

*Ribbit gently places the flower crown on your head* A beautiful crown for our favorite human!

*leans against counter* yeah well, screw 'most folks'. *grins* you're still you, just... updated version