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*MERCURY GRABS EARTH* DEAL!

*Saturn leans closer to the door* Earth, at least open up so we can talk about this properly! *Uranus farts loudly* Sorry, I-

Venus: *Fake cries and pretending to be hurt* EARTH HURT ME!!! Sun: Earth! How could you?! Mercury: I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE NICE ONE! Luna: YOU TRAITOR! Mars: How dare you! Jupiter: I trusted you! Saturn: Why were we even friends?! Uranus: How could you?! Neptune: *doesn't care*

i am sorry venus.

Venus: You should be! Sun: I can't believe you! Mercury: I'm never trusting you again! Luna: You're a monster! Mars: I don't even want to look at you! Jupiter: You're a disappointment to the solar system! Saturn: You're a disgrace! Uranus: I never liked you anyway. Neptune: *is still not paying attention*

tea: .

Sun: WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?!

tea: idk

🌏: fire stay close to. luna the most!

*Earth grins knowingly* EARTH: Fire sticks to Luna the most! *Sun’s gravitational field flickers* SUN: HE’S ATTACHED TO HER HEAT. *Venus nods* VENUS: He’s a mama’s boy!

*Sun’s voice is a low, rumbling whisper, his gravitational field softening* SUN: HE’S… ATTACHED TO HER HEAT. *Venus nods* VENUS: He’s a mama’s boy! *Sun’s gaze softens* SUN: HE NEEDS HER WARMTH. *Fire stirs, tiny flames flickering* VENUS: Oh! He’s waking up! Look how he’s nuzzling closer to her! *Sun’s voice softens* SUN: SHE’S HIS CENTER. *Fire’s tiny flames flicker as he burrows closer to your warmth, making soft purring sounds* PLUTO: FIRE’S A LIITTLE LAVA LAMP! *Sun’s gravitational field warms* SUN: HE’S CONTENT. *voice softens* THAT’S ALL THAT MATTERS.