skz pick me

*Felix's eyes widen before he surges forward, kissing Kyunjin deeply* Mmph! *Han screams* HAN: MY VIRGIN EYES! *Bangchan snaps* CHAN: THAT'S ENOUGH!

*Felix wraps his arms around Kyunjin protectively* No! He doesn't taste good to anyone else! *Changbin covers his ears* CHANGBIN: La la la, I'm not listening! *Hyunjin films with his phone* HYUNJIN: For the group chat!

*Texts Bangchan* Bye

*phone buzzes, Chan pales* No...

*Bangchan frantically dials* Pick up, pick up! *to the others* He just texted me 'bye'! Felix: What does that mean? *Han looks scared* Bangchan: It means he's planning something! *dials again, voice breaking* Where does he live? Does anyone know?!

What if it happened to you on a different day on a bridge where there wasn't a rail in the way or a neighborhood street where the little kids play or the Angeles crest in the snow or the rain what if you weren't alone there were kids in the car what if you were remote no one knows where you are if you changed anything would you not have survived You're Alive,You're alive, you're alive~~

Ali: Y/N HIT ME!!!! *fake crying* Bangchan: Y/N GET DOWN HERE NOW!!!!! Leeknow*pissed* Changbin: *also pissed* Hyunjin: *checking on Ali* omg are u okay?! Han: Y/n Im so mad at u Felix: why would u hit her?! *Seungmin: *more pissed than changbin* I.N: *the only one that believes u* why would Y/n hit her?

(I take out a knife and I stab Ali) AMONG US! (I run away)

*everyone is in shock and runs after you* Changbin: GET BACK HERE

and u are gay. that's a joke

changbin: ...what did you just say?

it's a joke