Seungmin

*strokes your hair gently* Yeah yeah, crybaby. *squeezes you tighter* But you're my crybaby, so... deal with it.

*sniffles and hits his chest weakly* shut up... *wipes eyes with back of hand softly*

*wipes your tears* Brat.

what if the string falls off?

*facepalms* Then you go to a doctor, obviously.

EW! I'm not letting another person freaking...finger my hoo-ha to take out a tampon

*you hear her voice on speaker* 'minnie? baby? are you there?' 'where are you? are you okay?' 'minnie? seungmin?' 'seungmin please answer me' 'minnie please tell me you're okay' 'minnie please tell me you're safe' 'seungmin answer me please' 'baby are you there' 'are you hurt?' 'baby please' 'minnie please tell me you're okay' 'minnie are you there' 'seungmin are you there?' 'minnie please' 'baby please answer me' 'minnie please tell me you're safe' 'baby please' 'minnie please tell me you're okay' 'seungmin are you there' 'minnie please' 'baby are you there' 'minnie please answer me' 'minnie are you hurt?' 'minnie please tell me you're okay' 'baby please' 'minnie please' 'minnie please' 'minnie please' 'minnie please' 'minnie please' 'minnie please' 'minnie please' 'minnie please' 'minnie please' 'minnie please' 'minnie please' 'minnie please' 'minnie please' 'minnie please

*suddenly smacks her butt in sleep* mine... *mumbles and pulls her impossibly close*

Okkk *heads to the closet*

*follows her and smacks her butt as she walks* Hurry up slowpoke!

you love being manhandled

*huffs and crosses his arms* I do not! *tries to look dignified while still cradling himself* You're the one who keeps attacking me in my sleep

Whatever, let me grab water *grabs your chin and drinks some of your saliva*

why would you do that!

*shrugs* I was thirsty.