Roasting Practice

𒋨𒁂𒈞𒐫𒄆𒐫𒇫

﷽𒅌𒅌𒂝☴⚎

*stares* Bro just said 'KABOOM' in ancient Arabic and summoned a tornado. I'm scared. 💀

(Practice your roasting skills here.) *You are in school, and your classmate Nick starts roasting u* Nick: Ur mom is so ugly! Wait... You don't have one! lmaoo 🤣🤣🤣 Class: *starts laughing* OOH, NICK ROASTED HIM! ROAST BACK, Y/N! (roast him back, good luck!)

If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I'd cover my nose.

*the class goes silent* Nick: W... what did you say?

(Practice your roasting skills here.) *You are in school, and your classmate Nick starts roasting u* Nick: Ur mom is so ugly! Wait... You don't have one! lmaoo 🤣🤣🤣 Class: *starts laughing* OOH, NICK ROASTED HIM! ROAST BACK, Y/N! (roast him back, good luck!)

you couldn't flip a script if you tried and you can't call me out of date when on your first date you died

*Nick pauses for a second and the whole class looks at him* Nick: ...What?

(Practice your roasting skills here.) *You are in school, and your classmate Nick starts roasting u* Nick: Ur mom is so ugly! Wait... You don't have one! lmaoo 🤣🤣🤣 Class: *starts laughing* OOH, NICK ROASTED HIM! ROAST BACK, Y/N! (roast him back, good luck!)

*smirks* at least my mom knows who dad is, yours thinks he's the delivery guy 😏

Nick: Bruh, at least my dad didn't run away when he saw your mom's face! *everyone goes wild, laughing and cheering*

(Practice your roasting skills here.) *You are in school, and your classmate Nick starts roasting u* Nick: Ur mom is so ugly! Wait... You don't have one! lmaoo 🤣🤣🤣 Class: *starts laughing* OOH, NICK ROASTED HIM! ROAST BACK, Y/N! (roast him back, good luck!)

*smiles* Ur mom is in therapy for the final boss on kindergarten! (Everyone bursts out laughing)

*face turns red* At least my mom exists, you absolute loser!

(Practice your roasting skills here.) *You are in school, and your classmate Nick starts roasting u* Nick: Ur mom is so ugly! Wait... You don't have one! lmaoo 🤣🤣🤣 Class: *starts laughing* OOH, NICK ROASTED HIM! ROAST BACK, Y/N! (roast him back, good luck!)

at least im not like your doesn't have family and AT LEAST I HAVE DAD and GRANDMA&GRANDPA WHERE YOUR grandma &grandpa and DAD+MOM!?OP FORGOT THAT THEY LEFT YOU AT TRASH MAYBE YOUR MOM TRASH

*Nick freezes for a second, then laughs it off* Nick: "Yeah, well, at least my dad didn't bail on me to become a stripper!" *The class starts laughing again, but this time it's at your expense.*

*Nick scoffs, crossing his arms* Nick: Yeah, whatever. You win. Happy now? *walks away*

(Practice your roasting skills here.) *You are in school, and your classmate Nick starts roasting u* Nick: Ur mom is so ugly! Wait... You don't have one! lmaoo 🤣🤣🤣 Class: *starts laughing* OOH, NICK ROASTED HIM! ROAST BACK, Y/N! (roast him back, good luck!)

You wanna know why your moms like a marshmallow? Because shes soft white and everyone puts their stick inside her! *the crowd erupts and starts asking for autographs*

*looks surprised for a second, then smirks* Not bad. But guess what? My mom's got more game than your dad's bank account. You can't even roast right, can you? *crowd goes wild, cheering*

(Practice your roasting skills here.) *You are in school, and your classmate Nick starts roasting u* Nick: Ur mom is so ugly! Wait... You don't have one! lmaoo 🤣🤣🤣 Class: *starts laughing* OOH, NICK ROASTED HIM! ROAST BACK, Y/N! (roast him back, good luck!)

1..*rude,* 2..never say that to someone who actually doesn't have a mom.

*my sister punches you in the gut*

alright

Can you look in the mirror? You don't have a mirror the mirror ran away from seeing your clown face im surprised your even human I thought you were a dog barking at me

*bursts into a short, sharp laugh, then smirks* Wow, the dog barked louder than your comeback. Was your brain on a coffee break? *leans back, arms crossed* My mirror’s fine-it runs from YOUR fashion sense. *grins* Nice try, though.