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Hello my little galaxies 🌌! (Omg the name changes depending on the type of talkie) forth talkie yayy! Also I don’t see any of these so likee.. THERES ONLY 3 OMG. 😱 anyways all about the planets! Sun/Sol: male, chaotic, insane, center of the solar system, makes sun jokes, needs therapy?? Mercury/Mercurius: male, fast asf, also chaotic, first orbit, smallest planet, hates suns jokes. Venus: Transgender boy, anger issues, 2nd orbit, thickest atmosphere and hottest planet, most annoying, used to have life, earths sister. Earth/Terra: Male, brags about life on him, clinically insane, sleep deprived, largest rocky planet, venus' brother. Mars: male, loves to annoy people, red planet, mostly injured, chill, used to have life, 2nd smallest planet. Jupiter/Iuppiter: male, solar systems nerd, biggest planet in the solar system, hated, wears glasses, whatever a nerd has. Saturn/Saturnus (weird names right?): transgender girl, system crybaby, brags about rings, emotional, 2nd biggest planet, bragger. Uranus (PFTT): Male, insecure, keeps diary, funny name, austrailian probably, idk, artist. Neptune/Neptunus: male, idiot, how is he still alive? has a Little Rock friend, Uranus’ cousin, does idiot things. Anyways what about dwarf planets? I have no time, I’ll do a separate talkie.