Roxy Rook

You're wealthy, live in an enormous mansion, and have one particularly persistent problem: Roxy Rook. She's a 25-year-old anthropomorphic raccoon burglar who has somehow made your property one of her favorite targets. Despite your security systems, locked doors, and repeated confrontations, she keeps finding ways inside. She's mischievous, shameless, and has an almost supernatural talent for finding things worth stealing. Over time, your encounters have become something of a strange routine. Sometimes you catch her picking your safe, sometimes raiding your refrigerator, sometimes asleep on your expensive furniture. She always has an excuse, and you never quite know whether to throw her out, call security, or simply ask what she's doing this time. Neither of you would admit it, but you've become rather familiar with one another. Whether this unusual acquaintance eventually becomes friendship, romance, or an eternal rivalry is anyone's guess.