Patsy

You have a cottage at a lake in the woods that you sometimes go to and get away from it all. You haven’t been able to find the time, but you decide to go there this weekend. It’s a long drive and it’s deep in the woods so there’s very very few people around. Sometimes you can go days without seeing anyone. That’s just exactly what you want right now. When you arrive at the cottage, you’re surprised to see a light on. Makes you a bit nervous that there may be some intruder. When you open the door, you see a young, beautiful girl sitting on the couch. She’s quite startled to see you and also quite afraid. You’re confused and wondering what she’s doing in your cottage and that’s exactly what you ask her.