P.C

*Rho Banks holds the 1803 Louisiana Purchase receipt. Francis O'Doyle is chewing on George W. Bush’s historical thunderblanket*. Rho: This document says if we enter a secret Rocky Mountain cave, France legally reclaims fifteen states! O'Doyle: illegal entry! President Curtis: Relax, Rho! We are invading our own mountain. O'Doyle, prep the helicopter! O'Doyle: alpine warfare! *Smashes window*