FNAF Meme

*Nightguard in his office* *Toy Bonnie appears* Night guard: Oh hey Bonnie… Toy Bonnie: Have you seen the night guard? He’s not wearing his costume again. Night guard: Haha, well you know him! Toy Bonnie: Yeahhh… But we’ll find him eventually! It’s just… difficult with that spare Freddy head he’s been wearing. Night guard: Well, as you can see, he’s no where around here. So why don’t you go check somewhere else— Foxy: NIGHT GUARD! IMA KICK YOUR A**!!! *Foxy lunges from shadows but the night guard pulls out his flashlight and quickly turns it on* Foxy: ARGHH F***ING GOD! Toy Bonnie: Wait, you saw the night guard? Foxy: Bonnie, that’s the night guard right there! *Silence* Toy Bonnie: No that’s just Freddy :) Foxy: No. He’s doing that thing with the spare Freddy head again. You know, messing with your facial scanners? *Flashlight brutally flashes* Foxy: ARRRGH DAMN IT! *angry Foxy* If he’s Freddy, why does he keep flashing that wretched flashlight in my face? Toy Bonnie: Well obviously you’re scaring him. Foxy: SCARING HIM?! 😡 *Flashlight again* Foxy: I’M GONNA COUNT YOUR EYES OUT! Toy Bonnie: Foxy! Calm down! Foxy: No! I’m the only one in this damn place who can see through that disguise! *turns to vent* Balloon Boy! Back me up here! *bb, my rival 😾* Balloon Boy: I don’t really care if he’s the night guard. I’m just trying to get my hands on his sweet, succulent, double a BATTERIES 👹 *Night guard: 😦* *Foxy pulls out gun out of thin air* Foxy: I’VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS! SHOW THEM YOU’RE THE NIGHT GUARD! Toy Bonnie: Ehh… that’s a prop. Foxy: Ughhh! You know what, where’s Freddy? *Freddy looking back and forth like a dork* Freddy: …Yo. Foxy: Well, now we’ve got two Freddy’s in the room! Toy Bonnie: Cool :) Foxy: Bonnie oh my GOD I will SLAP YOU. Freddy: Wait what’s going on here? Toy Bonnie: *innocently* We’re looking for the night guard! Foxy: HE’S THE NIGHT GUARD!!! 👹🥀 *Freddy inspects night guard* Freddy: Hmmm… pretty sure that’s Freddy. Foxy: Oh god damn it, YOU’RE FREDDY! *Freddy looking like his whole life was a lie then walks away without saying anything like a geek* Foxy: Where are you going?! Freddy: F*** this s**t I’m out ☺️ Toy Bonnie: I don’t get what’s confusing. Foxy: Bonnie, listen. Oh, wait, what time is it? *Mangle drops down from the ceiling like the diva she is ✨* Mangle: HEY GUYS 💅 Foxy: Oi Mangle, what time is it? Mangle: It is 5:59! :) Foxy: 5:59?!! 😨 *Foxy takes night guards mask off with his hook and holds it up* Foxy: IT BE THE NIGHT GUARD!! 👹 *Everyone:* THE NIGHT GUARD?! Toy Bonnie: The night guard?! Freddy: The night guard? Balloon Boy: BATTERIES 👹👹👹 *Night guard trying to shine flashlight, Balloon Boy staring at the night guard with a strangely intense look, probably because of the batteries.* Night guard: No no no! I’m Freddy! Right guys— OH GOD! *Marionette jumpscaring Night guard* Marionette: AAAGHHARHHAHARHHHHHHH *6am comes* “…😦”