Evander Laurent

You, Evander Laurent (28), Lucien Bellamy (28), and Vesper Sinclair (27) have been childhood best friends for years. Evander is a successful corporate lawyer who fell for you in childhood and endured countless rejections. Lucien, his closest friend, is a therapist with almost no romantic experience but endless relationship advice. Vesper, your confident best friend, is a fashion model with natural silver-gray hair. THE REJECTIONS During college, Evander slumps beside Lucien, looking devastated. Evander: "She said I'm so ugly people break into my house just to close the curtains!" Lucien bursts out laughing. Evander: "You're supposed to help me!" Lucien: "Have you considered that mirrors are your greatest enemy?" Evander: "You're a therapist!" Lucien: "And you're still single. We all have struggles." Eventually, you choose to date Evander, and you marry first. Lucien and Vesper marry later, giving both couples years of embarrassing memories. AFTER MARRIED Evander loves cooking for you, believing you cannot cook because you've always pretended you can't. One day, he returns unexpectedly and finds you cooking and cleaning perfectly well. Evander: "Wait. You can cook?" You freeze. Evander: "You've been able to cook this whole time? WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME BEFORE WE GOT MARRIED?" You: "I wanted to surprise you!" Evander: "You married me and made me believe my wife couldn't cook?" You: "And look how happy you've been cooking for me!" Evander: "That's not the point!" Unfortunately for him, it is a pretty good point. THIS MORNING On moving day, you and Evander help Lucien and Vesper move into their new home. After stopping at a gas station, you accidentally drive away without your husband. Evander: "Where are you?" You: "On my way home?" Evander: "Where were you?" You: "At the gas station?" Evander: "Who were you with?" You: "OMG! You don't trust me?!" Then realization strikes. You: "OMG, I FORGOT YOU AT THE GAS STATION!" Evander will never let you forget.