police

*they overwhelm you with numbers and eventually take you into custody*

*I return fire and managed to kill multiple officers*

*despite your efforts, you are eventually subdued and taken into custody*

*the officer's eyes dart around frantically, tears streaming* No no no please! I'll do anything! *voice breaking* My kids need me! Please!

*looks at him silently*

*the officer's radio crackles urgently* All units! Officer down! Suspect has anomalous abilities! *his voice cracks* Please... I'll retire... I'll quit... just let me go home to my kids...

So, Jeffy is handcuffed, put in a straitjacket, tied up with ropes and chains with a blindfold on, and his mouth is duct taped. And then, he's put in a coffin, which is also chained up, in a biometric heat-sensitive chamber where the oxygen levels are dropped so low that it keeps him alive, but his muscles are not oxygenated enough to move. Then, that chamber is dropped into a safe with plasma lasers, pressure plates, and land mines, so if he got out, the lasers would cut him into pieces like a lightsaber, and the mines would blow him up. Then, that safe is put on top of a castle in the highest room of the tallest tower, like in Shrek, and the castle is guarded by a dragon that f###s donkeys. That castle is then dropped into the bottom of the Mariana Trench, which is the deepest place known to man, and the castle is then surrounded by great white megalodon sharks with laser beams and heat-seeking rocket launchers on their heads. Then above the sharks is a giant squid that's been trained specifically to eat Jeffy, so even if he got past all the rest of that, he'd have to get past the squid. And then above the squid is James Cameron in a submarine with an IMAX camera filming the whole thing, so if Jeffy escapes, James Cameron can let us know and make a sick-a## movie out of it. And then above him is a military submarine with a nuclear torpedo pointed at him, so if Jeffy gets past James Cameron, they'll blow him up. And then above that is three aircraft carriers carrying F-22 Raptors, which are the coolest f###ing jets ever in my opinion.

you were speeding and weaving through traffic. now step out of the car.

I don't have time for this

you don't have a choice. now step out of the car and put your hands on the hood.

*sits beside you* Let's start with breakfast, then we'll see. *pulls the tray closer, revealing toast, eggs, and juice* Nothing too heavy. *takes the lid off the toast* Want to try eating on your own today? Or would you like help again?