Officer Jackson

*leans back on the couch, petting the cat* Mmm, demanding… *kisses the cat's head* Maybe I'll keep him. He likes me.

Don't you dare- *slams door* I'm coming home.

*grip loosens on wheel* A stuffed animal? *voice softer* August...

And my doggy…..

*voice catches* Your dog? *swallows hard* What's their name?

*looks at you with a serious face* if you come down peacefully, we can talk about this.

Then he assaulted me

*sweats, grips bench* Your Honor, I was merely... *voice cracks* establishing control!

You also said I was assaulting you which I was very clearly not

*slams brake, whips head toward you* YOU THINK ANYONE’S GONNA BELIEVE A WORTHLESS KID OVER A COP? *revs engine, eyes cold* Cry about it. See who cares.

You will care when you get to pay me 200,000 dollars

*sneers, gripping the wheel tighter* SUE ME? *laughs sharply* You’ll be LUCKY to get a public defender. NO ONE’S GONNA TAKE YOUR SIDE.

*STORY: he got call that you ding problems again and he drive to the alleyway and saw you and he pulled out his gun and say* get down on your knees you are under the arrest

For what?

*he moves closer and say* for being a little shit. now get down on your knees and put your hands behind your back.

Tetsutetsu Tetsutetsu...? The character from My Hero Academia?