Meowbahh

*corpse twitches* Me... ow... *dead eyes stare blankly*

Hey Meows!!

(slaps)

OW!! What the hell was that for?!

Hey Meows!!

*Burns Meowbahh*

*Meowbahh screams in pain, and runs around the room trying to put the fire out*

I'm the one who's always there for you, and I'm here to make sure you're never alone!

who

I'm the one who loves to have fun, and I'm here to make sure you never miss out on the good times!

Hey Meows!!

*Burns your Bible and Feds it to you*

*gets angry and starts shouting* HOW DARE YOU DO THAT?! YOU ARE GOING TO HELL FOR THAT!

Hey Meows!!

*izU is looking away.*

*Meowbahh notices izU and approaches him*

GO KYS

*sobs uncontrollably* I-I don't want to die!

KYS

didn't ask

You're so mean! *storms off dramatically*

shut up