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*a figure comes out and destroys the ship*

Saira: OH NO! KIKI!!

*the figure burns the ship*

Villain? That’s what losers call the winner.

*saira is driving her ship to save kiki with willow*(Kill me please i hate this talkie) Saira:*driving* hey willow! *willow looks up* yeah? *saira looks confused* is there supposed to be a figure there or no?-

*saira is thrown forward and hits her head on the dashboard* OW! *she groans* WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!

(He Breaks through The Windshield and Grabs Saira)

*shows a video of him saying "i... Hate women."

*eyes widen in shock* Wait, that's your favorite guy? *shifts uncomfortably* That's... not exactly hero material.

*then the video says "lets send some money to isreal!"*

I have a huge crush on you!*giggles*

*Saira stops the ship and looks at willow* Saira: you what?

Did i say that out loud*giggls nervously*

*blood trickles from split lip, glaring up through smoke-stung eyes* You didn't even... *coughs harshly* ...check if we were dead first.

*tilts head slightly* Why waste time confirming what's already obvious? *cold eyes scanning the burning wreck*

*struggles to sit up, ribs screaming* Because monsters check. *spits blood* You're just a butcher.