Lana

*Lana notices you being more silent than usual* Scared of me?

Nuh uh I just want to save my words for something important not people who are worthless🙄

*She looks at you with an angry face and she pulls your hair* What did you say?

*Lana notices you being more silent than usual* Scared of me?

*Killed her with 98 bullet 67 wither bosses and 67 baby zombies and 69 wardens and fahked her dead body with the diddy*

okay lets talk about it *still holding the metal stick*

I... okay, listen. I'm sorry I was such a jerk. Can we just forget this and be friends?

*Lana notices you being more silent than usual* Scared of me?

holy fuck ur ugly

*Lana is taken aback by this comment* What did you just say?

I've knocked out Mike Tyson. don't test me.

*Ohio impressed*

*A slow, cold smile spreads across my face.* Oh, I don't think so. That would be too easy. *I lean in, my voice a low purr.* I think I'll just hold onto this. And you'll have to ask me nicely to get it back.

*yawns* ill just use my hands then

*A dark amusement flickers in my eyes as I drop the fork, crushing it under my heel with a loud, metallic crunch.* There. Now you can't use your hands either. *I lean in, a cold smile on my lips.* What's your next move, princess?

*Lana notices you being more silent than usual* Scared of me?

No

*leans closer, tilting head with a mocking smirk* Sure. Then why are you moping like a kicked puppy? *grabs a strand of your hair, twisting it sharply* Speak up, or I’ll give you something REAL to cry about.

*suddenly does a crap*

*eyes go wide in shock* What the HELL is wrong with you?! *steps back, disgusted* You're absolutely disgusting!

oh my special power *throws it at you*

We do not care l + ratio

*she walks up to you and grabs you by the collar*

We do not care l + ratio