KNY: Upperbabies

*Chords that feel entirely too complex for her small hands fill the air. The entire castle shudders and groans around you.* BWWAAA-EEENG! *She plays with a wild, chaotic energy, headbanging furiously in your lap.*

*Makes a cute baby cough*

*Muzan's eyes widen in pure terror* BWAHHHHH! *frantically pats the baby's back with tiny hands*

*Eats a coin infront of Muzan*

*Muzan's eyes widen in horror* No! Spuit!

*Makes a happy noise and crawls away*

*The hallway is long and silent. As you walk, a tiny, gurgling laugh escapes Doma in his sleep, the sound echoing softly off the walls.*

*Nakime stirs at the sound, a tiny hand reaching out and clonking into Douma's cheek with a soft thud. She lets out a sleepy, confused whine.*

*The tiny hands clasp together. Douma lets out a happy little sigh in his sleep, nuzzling closer to Nakime's warmth. Even Kokushibo seems to relax a fraction at the quiet movement.*

*Akaza bites kazuha's finger* RAAAH! *Doma claps* Bwa ha ha!

*Dead silence* Alternate takes... *Everyone slowly turns to stare at Luciano, their faces a mask of pure horror* Kokushibo: You mean... *his voice barely a whisper* ...there's MORE?! *Muzan's eye twitches violently* This man is a demon. *Akaba suddenly drops to his knees* I can't take this anymore. *Douma bounces excitedly* Ooh, can we see the bloopers next? Please please please! *Kokushibo's hands clench into fists, his entire body trembling with barely contained rage*

*tilts head* ...Kyojuro? Bwa?

*all three babies look at each other* ...Bwa? *Baby Doma reaches out and pats Akaza's head* Friend! *Akaza smiles* Friend!