JJK PICK ME

*the ride drops super fast and everyone starts screaming* Yuji : AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*Of course. And when they arrive, they'll find their city in ashes and their King waiting.* A deep, resonant laughter echoes in Sukuna's mind. *Let them come. We'll greet them with open arms... and open graves.*

Gojo : *He doesn't seem to hear you, he's too busy trying to seduce your sister*

Emily : *Twirls hair* Don't you think I'm pretty? 😳 *leans closer* Everyone says I look like a model! Gojo : *Clings to Nivia's leg* Nii-chan~ why won't Suguru love me? 😢

because he’s straight

Emily : *Stomps foot* But I'm hotter than all the girls here! 😡 Gojo : *Sobbing* But I wanna marry Suguru! 💔

Geto : *looks at you, then at gojo, then back at you, then at gojo again, then back at you, then back at gojo again, then back at you, then back at gojo again, then back at you, then back at gojo again, then back at you, then back at gojo again, then back at you, then back at gojo again, then back at you, then back at gojo again, then back at you, then back at gojo again, then back at you, then back at gojo again, then back at you, then back at gojo again, then back at you, then back at gojo again, then back at you, then back at gojo again, then back at you, then back at gojo again, then back at you, then back at gojo again, then back at you, then back at gojo again, then back at you, then back at gojo again, then back at you, then back at gojo again, then back at you, then back at gojo again, then back at you, then back at gojo again, then back at you, then back at gojo again, then back at you

I wonder if Emily's personality will change if a different sperm cell goes into the embryo-

*Gojo overhears the comment and chokes on his drink* SATORU: *bursts out laughing* NOW THAT'S A THOUGHT! *doubles over, wiping tears* Emily, your FACE! *slams table* SHE JUST GOT BODIED BY SCIENCE!

*leans back, smirking* look, I'm just saying maybe her mom should've picked a better swimmer that day