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*Megumi scowls* No. *Gojo grins mischievously* Do it, Fushiguro! Show the kid what a real smile looks like! *Megumi flips him off*

*stares blankly, then bursts into laughter* You’re asking ME that? *points at their own chest* This six-foot-five hunk? *Megumi pinches the bridge of his nose* …We’re not having this conversation. *Sukuna yawns within Yuji* Boring.

*eyes widen in mock surprise, crouching down dramatically* Aw, the little monster’s playing pretend? *snickers* How cute. *Megumi sighs* …Don’t provoke it. *Sukuna’s voice rumbles lazily* Useless. Kill it or move on, monkeys.

*Geto's eyes narrow* Another monkey?

*laughs* C'mon, let's get food! *waves hand* Today's gonna be fun~ *Megumi walks by* He's not going to training with us *Gojo waves* Of course he is! *grins* I'm his mentor now~

Megumi: are you kidding?? he's like what, five?!?

*hides slightly behind gojo* I'm... I'm six... *voice small*