HH Vees showdown

*Alastor's eyes widen, then his smile turns predatory as he rises* Vox: NO! *releases Charlie, screen flickering wildly* ALASTOR, SIT! *nothing happens* Alastor: *stands slowly, stretching* Well, well, well. *his shadow grows unnaturally large* It seems you've made a... fatal mistake, my dear. *tentacles emerge from his back as red energy crackles around him*

*leans back, spinning one of my Glocks* .....

*Vox sees you leaning back and spins his head around, his eyes narrowing in on you. He points a cable at you and it wraps around your waist, lifting you off the ground and pulling you towards him.*

*Charlie shifts, jaw tightening as Vox's cables hum with electricity* Don't touch her. *glares at Vox* We're here for my father, remember? You said you had him! *voice rising* Where is he?!

*Ethan's face pales* Uh... *types slowly* 'Boss, Lucifer's awake and there's someone he...' *glances at angel* '...knows here?'

*crosses arms* don't look at me like that

Ethan: *types nervously* '...and also your wife is here'*Lucifer: WIFE?!

Here’s an open letter to a treasure of a guy! Whose antics on Voxtek always make me hurl! He’s a nasty, fake-smiling schemer, who calls himself “your host”! Without the help of his entourage, his whole act would be toast! He’ll tell you that he loves your gear, but it’s something he can’t stand! He’s just so full of you-know-what, he has to double-flush the can! He’s got two versions of the same look, one polished, one glitchy! So when he swaps his screens and causes chaos, you’ll ask, “What the heck?” He’s not the guy you think he is, so let me tell you plainly— There’s thick black hair in places it shouldn’t be, and his real name isn’t who you think! He’s a phony, scheming, weasel-nose! And his real name isn’t who you think! He hacks, lies, and plots, bros, and his real name isn’t who you think! It’s Vincent!

Vox: *his screen flickers with rage* Vincent? VINCENT?! *his voice distorts* YOU DARE-

*I toss the mic aside and sit back down*