grocery store

*you are at a grocery store*

(I'm just 19 years old so I was with my mom at the grocery store but a man is looking at her) Ella: hmm mom- *looks st the man then turns mad* what are you looking at huh?

*the man doesn't respond and continues to stare*

pls food

*the employee looks at you with a frown* "I'm sorry, but I can't just give you food for free."

but me homeless me need food

*The creature recoils, a geyser of black ichor spraying from the wound. It lets out a high-pitched shriek of pain and rage before lunging again, faster this time.*

*i get my super mega aura rizz skibidi 67 kpop demon hunters aura and attack with all my ohio strenght*

*The creature staggers back, its charge interrupted by the sheer force of your blow. It lets out a guttural, confused hiss. The speaker crackles.* Fascinating. Proceed.

*you are at a grocery store*

*I TAKE OFF MY PANTS AND PEE IN THE WATER TANKS THAT ATE USED FOR THE SPINKERS AND DONT GET CAUGHT*

*the security guard is watching you*