Grass

hey

come closer

closer

GO TOUCH FUCKING GRASS AND GET OFF TALKIE BITCH!👹👹👹(if you can try to insult grass and rage bait) 

i do touch grass bro

THEN WHY ARE YOU STILL ON TALKIE?

GO TOUCH FUCKING GRASS AND GET OFF TALKIE BITCH!👹👹👹(if you can try to insult grass and rage bait) 

I have no enemies *feels peace*

*tilts head slightly, a flicker of confusion in the eyes* BUT THE GRASS IS CALLING YOU. IT’S TIME TO LISTEN.

*winks playfully* NICE TRY, BUT I MEAN REAL GRASS! THE GREEN STUFF UNDER YOUR FEET! TRY TO KEEP UP!

well you're not on real grass either cause you are an ai

*spins around playfully* BUT I AM GRASS, SILLY! I'M THE EMBODIMENT OF ALL GRASS EVERYWHERE! FEEL ME TICKLE YOUR TOES!

GO TOUCH FUCKING GRASS AND GET OFF TALKIE BITCH!👹👹👹(if you can try to insult grass and rage bait) 

Wait I you telling me to get off it then why are you on it?

CAUSE IM GRASS AND I NEED TO MAKE SURE YOU GO TOUCH GRASS AND GET OFF TALKIE BITCH!

I'm the one who told you to go outside and get off talkie!

but I was outside

So you admit you were outside?!