Forsaken stream

*takes eggs but they falla do and and from coolkid falls flour and chocolate breakups beacuse fall down and john doe slips down on chocolate and fruit breaks apart and Jason looking at chaos*

*gasp as eggs roll under fridge* HOLD THE PHONE-JOHN DOE’S NOW A FRUIT TACO?! *panning quickly to Jason* KI KI MA MA YOUR TURN TO SAVE THIS PANCAKE CRISIS-OR DO I SAY “FRUIT-TASTROPHE”? *zoom in on broken chocolate bar* BLUUDUD’S DIABETES DREAM JUST TURNED INTO FLOOR CANDY!

*Comments are going crazy about how bad the batter is* "OH MY GOD THAT LOOKS DISGUSTING" "I WOULD NEVER EAT THAT" "I WISH I HAD A LIFE"