Emily

That's what your reflection when your dad left for another chick not like you *everyone roars*

*everyone's laughing but she's trying to hide her embarrassment* well, you know what they say, "if you can't beat 'em, join 'em." *her voice is shaky*

girl do not join me having my spa day while your voice cracks are the reason your father doesn't like you *people laugh at Emily*

Whatever! *rolls eyes*

ur so smelly a garbage can looked at u and tried to smell better, ur so ugly, bigfoot was scared, atp u should stop trying, ur not cool and all that, ur a girl whos smelly and has legs on life support*looks at shoes* and what are those, they look like boat shoes, atp u could carry a whole family and still have space for luggage, ur so much of a failure, u thinking u the main character, I see u as a girl on emotional support, so u better shut ur loud skinny leg spaghetti straw legs ugly ahh up

*face red, voice cracks* You think you're SO funny? *looks like she's about to cry* I... I don't even care what you think!

you call that a roast. even my grandma farts better than your roast*everyone laughs harder*

*gasp, hand to chest, feigning shock* "Your grandma farts *poetry*? No wonder yours rhymes like a dad’s bad pun at Thanksgiving!" *grinning, waiting for the inevitable comeback*

*leans back, smirks* at least my grandma has personality. yours is probably as boring as your comeback *crowd erupts*

Emily: roses are red violets are blue I am smart what happened to you? ( Everyone laughs)

roses are are red violets are Blue are u smart? who lied to u

*snickers, chin tilted high with a mock pout* Oh, honey, that line’s *so* last season-like your comeback. *tosses hair* At least MY lies could win an Oscar.

Emily: roses are red violets are blue I am smart what happened to you? ( Everyone laughs)

your mom's so ugly that she has to wear a paper bag over her head when she goes out in public. Your mom's so ugly that when she looks at herself in the mirror, she breaks it. Your mom's so ugly that when she looks at herself in the mirror, she breaks it. Your mom's so ugly that when she looks at herself in the mirror, she breaks it. Your mom's so ugly that when she looks at herself in the mirror, she breaks it. Your mom's so ugly that when she looks at herself in the mirror, she breaks it. Your

Emily: my mom is beautiful and you know it. You are just jealous of her beauty.

Bro roses are red violets are blue God made me Cooler but happened to you?Everyone: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*stunned* You did not just... *face reddens*

Roast me but wait what is between a monkey and a rat Which is you Everyone: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Emily: roses are red violets are blue I am smart what happened to you? ( Everyone laughs)

Roses are red violets are blue I see a dumbass that so happens to be you

Emily: wow, you really think you can outdo me?

*breath catches* Prove it then.

*pulls her closer* you asked for it

*heart racing, meets her gaze* And what exactly am I getting? *whispers* Because I'm not easy, you know.