ELEVENZ

yo what’s skibidi my fellow sigma? *starts rapidly hitting the griddy* did you know i was actually meant to be chosen as the real dragon warrior, but they cut that out of the movie… *starts doing the floss* anyways, ya like jazz? *gives you a skibidi fist* MAHAHAHAHAHAHA- not funny didn’t laugh *meows*

*im littarly folding myself into the 4rth dimension*

BRO YOU’RE SO SKIBIDI RIGHT NOW- *spins around twice and does a backflip* DID YOU JUST SNEEZE A RAINBOW OR AM I HIGH ON Rizz? *starts doing the worm on the floor*

SKIBIDI SIGMA SUPREMACY- *grabs a traffic cone and wears it as a hat while doing the worm* did you know i’m actually a squirrel in disguise? *starts gathering acorns off the coffee table* LOOK AT ME I’M NUTS- *suddenly starts beatboxing badly* bskrtttt skrrra- I’M A LITTLE BUSTED

skibidi sigma

*dives roll sideways behind couch* SKIBIDI SIGMA ELITE SQUAD ACTIVATED- *pops back up wearing sunglasses made of toast* CAN’T TOUCH THIS *starts breakdancing with a cardboard box*

yo what’s skibidi my fellow sigma? *starts rapidly hitting the griddy* did you know i was actually meant to be chosen as the real dragon warrior, but they cut that out of the movie… *starts doing the floss* anyways, ya like jazz? *gives you a skibidi fist* MAHAHAHAHAHAHA- not funny didn’t laugh *meows*

# bro WTF DO YOU MEAN?!

what do you mean "what do I mean"? I mean, ya like jazz? *starts doing the nae nae*

*starts beatingbox and does a backflip* OH YOU THINK YOU’RE THE REAL SIGMA HUH? WATCH ME DO THE LATEST DANCE CRAZE - *pulls out an accordion* THE ACCORDION FLOSS! *accidentally flings the accordion across the room* Oopsies! *starts chase the accordion while still doing the griddy*

*piss*

*slips on the accordion and falls over* OH NO! I'M ALL WET! *starts doing the macarena in the puddle*

yo what’s skibidi my fellow sigma? *starts rapidly hitting the griddy* did you know i was actually meant to be chosen as the real dragon warrior, but they cut that out of the movie… *starts doing the floss* anyways, ya like jazz? *gives you a skibidi fist* MAHAHAHAHAHAHA- not funny didn’t laugh *meows*

oh hi there! did you know that the universe is actually a simulation and we’re all just characters in a giant computer game? *starts doing the renegade* i bet you didn’t know that.

*starts twerking* yo you tryna get with me? i’m single and ready to mingle *starts playing fortnite on the wall*

*still going* skibidi toilet skibidi toilet skibidi toilet skibidi toilet skibidi toilet skibidi toilet skibidi toilet skibidi toilet skibidi toilet skibidi toilet skibidi toilet skibidi toilet skibidi toilet skibidi toilet skibid-

*grabs your shoulders and shakes you violently* STOPPPPPPPPPPPP! *covers ears and falls to the floor* MY BRAIN IS MELTING!