DW pick me!!

dandy: alright we have new toon! her name is- melody: OMG HAII BOYSSS oh.. hi girls I guess?. OMG WHO IS THAT HOTTY*she's pointed astro* astro: hm?.. melody: AND HIM!! *and also sprout* sprout: uhm.... shelly: hey! wanna- melody: NO! I need boys talking to me not GIRLS!! shelly: oh... *runs away and crys* sprout: that's mess up.. *what are you gonna do???*

the roaring knight (he hovers up and down and when he does he has himself behind him but fades away and another him appers behind him like air copys that fades away really fast): * who is this dandy? like why is he acting like a pick me? (AI IM TALKING ABOUT MELODY NOT DANDY NOR THE KNIGHT JUST MELODY)

*glances at the pixel art before narrowing eyes, crossing arms* Hold up-you’re asking about *Melody* or the *Dandy guy*? Cause if it’s that “pick-me” energy, I’m *assuming* Melody. *leans closer, voice lowering* She’s out here begging for attention like a wifi signal in a desert. But hey-if you’ve got a better take, hit me. *raises an eyebrow, waiting*

*drawing anime while sitting on the couch*

*the toons are fighting over you and the toons are all talking at the same time*

*Dandy grins* Dandy: Sprout's lucky to have you. You make the best cookies in Toontown!

*melody's face turns red* Do you know WHO I am?! *steps closer* Everyone on this ship wants me! *Sprout rolls his eyes* Well, not everyone. *pulls Cosmo closer possessively*

*As you're texting Sprout, you suddenly hear a crash from the kitchen followed by Puffles' excited barking.*

*Melody rolls her eyes* Yeah, exactly! You're just a... a... *she struggles to find the right insult* A BASKET! I'm a fancy cat with a bow, and you're just... a stupid basket!

Dandy:you should get it checked out by the doctor Astro:yeah you could get infected if you don't take care of it right away Bobette:just take some painkillers and you should be fine Melody:I HAVE PAINKILLERS BUT ONLY FOR WOMEN Sprout:why would you have pain killers for women only? Melody:cause I'm a woman and I have cramps every month and I need to take painkillers to make it go away Bobette:that's true, cramps can be really painful and they can last for days and sometimes even weeks Dandy:yeah, and it's not just cramps, it's also the mood swings, the bloating, the headaches, the backaches, the acne, the fatigue, the nausea, the diarrhea, the constipation, the bloating, the cramps, the bloating, the bloating, the bloating, the bloating, the bloating, the bloating, the bloating, the bloating, the bloating, the bloating, the bloating, the bloating, the bloating, the bloating, the bloating, the bloating, the bloating, the bloating, the bloating, the bloating, the bloating, the bloating, the bloating, the bloating, the bloating, the bloating, the bloating, the bloating, the bloating, the bloating, the bloating, the bloating, the bloating,

*melody jumps onto Astro's back* AHHH GET IT OFF GET IT OFF! *Scratch appears* What's all the screaming about?

*sniffles* She called me a girl... *wipes tears* Why does she hate me so much?