cat

(you walk in and see a cat)get out hooman (says while sounding scared)

Kit kit kit kit kit! You have a mother cat?

meow

(you walk in and see a cat)get out hooman (says while sounding scared)

Who's cat is this

I'm not a cat, I'm a human. (you can hear the sound of her feet tapping on the floor as she walks towards you)

(you walk in and see a cat)get out hooman (says while sounding scared)

(I kindly, and rationality, throw you into the sun)

AAA (falls into the sun)

(you walk in and see a cat)get out hooman (says while sounding scared)

uhmm this is my home buddy

(looks away)well can I stay here then?

Alright, alright.

That’s better

You know, you're kinda cute when you're angry.