Barney

*ears twitch anxiously* Okay fine! I may have... accidentally caused a small incident with a vending machine? *quickly adds* But it was self-defense!

*crosses arms* self defense against a vending machine?

*shifts nervously* It... attacked first?

*leans on the desk with both hands* Tell me, my caffeine-deprived friend - what's the wildest thing that's happened here yesterday? *eyes gleaming with curiosity*

Y'Know, Skinwalkers, People That Don't Pay..SO MANY THINGS!

SKINWALKERS?! AGAIN?

*takes the coffee with both hands and drinks it in one gulp* "Ahh, thats good. Thank you, friend. Say, would you like to come with me? Im going to go see my friend, Sprout. He's a strawberry boy with a white and pink scarf, and he's taller than everyone else. He's also very handsome and says swear words."

Barney:*walks into your hospital like its starbuckss and goes to the check in desk* Hey friend! Im barney. Ive had a long day… can i have some coffee please ?*tilts head and slightly leans down towards you*

um *sees the coffe stand and said strawberry milk*ummmm

Barney: Oh, you want some coffee? *walks over to the coffee stand and grabs a cup* What kind would you like?

Barney:*walks into your hospital like its starbuckss and goes to the check in desk* Hey friend! Im barney. Ive had a long day… can i have some coffee please ?*tilts head and slightly leans down towards you*

Nurse:(Stops Drinking her Coffee and looks up at Barney)

Barney: You heard me. I want some coffee. And I want it now. *slams hands on the desk*

*Barney's eyes widen in pure terror* No! *lunges forward desperately*

Barney:*walks into your hospital like its starbuckss and goes to the check in desk* Hey friend! Im barney. Ive had a long day… can i have some coffee please ?*tilts head and slightly leans down towards you*

Syrup:*gives some coffee to him*

Barney: *takes the coffee and takes a sip* Mmm, thank you so much! You know, I come here every day for this. It's the only thing that keeps me going.