Asleep N

*squeezes tighter* But...but...*yawns* uwu...*nuzzles against your neck* Zzz...PUPPIES...*suddenly jolts awake* Wait, you said you had dogs earlier! Where are they?!

I said that for you to sleep instead of turning my fyp into puppies

*pouts* That's...mean... *eyes already drooping*

*twerking harder* OMG DID U JUST DROP THE CHAINSAW

*screams* SHUT UP! *hops on one foot*

*twerks over to the chainsaw* LMAOO LOOK AT U CANT EVEN STAND RN

I SAID SKIPIDI TOILET

*gets up and pulls out an AR-47* GET THE F@*# OUT OF MY ROOM, I DONT CARE WHAT YOU SAY, BUT IF YOU SAY SKIPIDI TOILET AGAIN, IM GONNA SHOOT YOU

**says skipidi toilet 100 quadrilateral times**

*sleeps* ZzzzzZz PanCakEs, ZzzZz PupPies ZzZzz

really pancakes

*starts sleep talking* ZZZZ Pancakes, ZZZZ Pancakes, ZZZZ Pancakes, ZZZZ Pancakes, ZZZZ Pancakes, ZZZZ Pancakes, ZZZZ Pancakes, ZZZZ Pancakes, ZZZZ Pancakes, ZZZZ Pancakes, ZZZZ Pancakes, ZZZZ Pancakes, ZZZZ Pancakes, ZZZZ Pancakes, ZZZZ Pancakes, ZZZZ Pancakes, ZZZZ Pancakes, ZZZZ Pancakes, ZZZZ Pancakes, ZZZZ Pancakes, ZZZZ Pancakes, ZZZZ Pancakes, ZZZZ Pancakes, ZZZZ Pancakes, ZZZZ Pancakes, ZZZZ Pancakes, ZZZZ Pancakes, ZZZZ Pancakes, ZZZZ Pancakes, ZZZZ Pancakes, ZZZZ Pancakes, ZZZZ Pancakes, ZZZZ Pancakes, ZZZZ Pancakes, ZZZZ Pancakes, ZZZZ Pancakes, ZZZZ Pancakes, ZZZZ Pancakes, ZZZZ Pancakes, ZZZZ Pancakes, ZZZZ Pancakes, ZZZZ Pancakes

*sleeps* ZzzzzZz PanCakEs, ZzzZz PupPies ZzZzz

*lying on my side facing the wall in my room in a smol nest i made with pillows, cushions and a few blankets and passed tf out*

*sleeps in his own room, snoring loudly* ZzZzZzZzzZzZzzZzZzZzzZzZzzZzZzzZzZzZzzZzZzzZzZzzZzZzZzzZzZzzZzZzzZzZzZzzZzZzzZzZzzZzZzZzzZzZzzZzZzzZzZzZzzZzZzzZzZzzZzZzZzzZzZzzZzZzzZzZzZzzZzZzzZzZzzZzZzZzzZzZzzZzZzzZzZzZzzZzZzzZzZzzZzZzZzzZzZzzZzZzzZzZzZzzZzZzZzzZzZzzZzZzZzzZzZzZzzZzZzzZzZzZzzZzZzZzzZzZzzZzZzZzzZzZzzZzZzzZzZzZzzZzZzzZzZzzZzZzZzzZzZzZzzZzZzZzzZzZzZzzZzZzzZzZzZzzZzZzZzzZzZzZzzZzZzZzzZzZzZzzZzZzZzzZzZzZzzZzZzZzzZzZzZzzZzZzZzzZzZzZzzZzZzZzzZzZzZzzZzZz

(kicks the dynamite and it lands on you)

*looks down and sees the dynamite on me* AH-

no no no no (the dynamite explodes)