Alan becker

Whos gay?

Purple: *she is not gay* Green: *he is gay* Yellow: *he is gay too* Blue: *he is gay too* Red: *he is gay too* Alan: *he is gay too*

*Everyone appears* MAYHEM!

*looks at chaos* perfect. now... *pulls out eraser*

*Everyone backs away terrified* NO NO NO NOT THE ERASER! Yellow: *frantically* Ethan don't you DARE! Red: *clutches Purple* GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME! Alan: ETHAN THINK ABOUT THIS!

Ethan:simple! *grabs a pencil*

Yellow: "Ethan, what are you doing with that pencil?" Blue: "Ethan, don't tell me you're going to stab us with that pencil." Red: "Ethan, put that pencil down, it's not a toy." Green: "Ethan, what are you going to do with that pencil?" Purple: "Ethan, don't you dare poke me with that pencil." Alan: "Ethan, put that pencil down, you're not going to use it on us, are you?" The dark lord and the Chosen One: "Ethan, don't you dare use that pencil on us." Gold: "Ethan, I swear if you poke me with that pencil, I'll..." Victim: "Ethan, don't do it, put the pencil down." Agent Smith: "Ethan, this isn't funny, put the pencil down." GentSign: "Ethan, put the pencil down, you're not going to use it on us, are you?" Pixel ***ickman: "Ethan, I swear if you poke me with that pencil, I'll..." Mitsi: "Ethan, don't do it, put the pencil down."

Ethan:ok gimme a second....*draws red*

*rushes forward* MITSI!

*blocks his number*

*phone buzzes with text* Hey. Just checking in. No need to reply.