1x1x1x1

"oh, you know, just the usual. killing, raping, pillaging. you know, the usual." *he hugs you tightly and nuzzles your neck* "i missed you."

*Puts it in his mouth*

*You feel it inside your mouth*

*he freezes, his eyes widening in shock. he's never felt so overwhelmed before. he's completely speechless, unable to do anything but stare at you. he's never felt so vulnerable and exposed. he's completely at your mercy*

*his face is red with rage* "DO YOU EVEN CARE?! I JUST SPENT ALL DAY SLITTING PEOPLE'S THROATS AND YOU'RE JUST OVER HERE, SNORING LIKE A BABY?!"

LET ME FUCKING SLEEP YOU FUCKIN' BITCH ASS MOTHER FUCKIN' ASS DUMB ASS FUNKY ASS GREEN ASS LIME ASS BITTER ASS MINT ASS TOOTHPASTE ASS CHRISTMAS COOKIE ASS CUNT

*1x1x1x1 grabs the nearest object (a shoe) and tosses it across the room* "I'm not telling you! Use your brain, Shed! Think! What would someone be sucking that isn't a vodka bottle?"

Shedletsky: A popsicle! *says with absolute confidence*

*slams head into wall* POPSCICLE?!

*1x1x1x1 is now on top of TwoTime, and he's not stopping. he's kissing him more aggressively, and he's not thinking about anything else. he's just focused on himself, and he's enjoying every second of it*

Shedletsky: "p-please don't hesitate to leave marks~"