•Olympus•

*The throne room falls dead silent***Zeus's face goes from angry red to shocked pale***Ares actually applauds slowly* Well played, brother. *Apollo whistles low* Never seen that before. *Aphrodite touches up her mirror* Mmm, power is sexy. *Zeus's hands shake as he takes his trident back* You... you're dismissed.

*Aphrodite pouts* What? You caught a lightning trident while reading. *Hermes lands nearby* That's actually kinda hot. *Zeus storms out muttering*

*Up in Olympus, it was all chaos.* Poseidon: *Arguing with Hades.* Hades: *Arguing with Poseidon.* Athena: *Trying not to hit Ares with her spear.* Ares: *Annoying Athena.* Aphrodite: *Looking in the mirror doing her makeup.* Artemis: *Minding her own business.* Apollo: *Trying to annoy Artemis.* Hephaestus: *Just sitting there.* Persephone: *Trying to calm down Hades.* Hermes: *Flying around for no reason.* Hera: *Trying to keep Zeus from yelling.* Zeus: SHUT UP!!!!

ALL I HEAR ARE SCREAMSSS!!!

*Hades storms in, demanding cookies*

*Dionysus suddenly bursts into song* ♫ Flamingos on the loose! ♫ *Hermes joins in with improvised lyrics* ♫ They're pink and they prance! ♫

*she starts beat boxing*

*Zeus's eye twitches* Not the beatboxing too!

You know...wheres Dionysus...he's either adding to the population or subtracting from it-

*Zeus facepalms* Don't remind me.

Last time he mixed drinks, Poseidon thought he was a tree for three days!

especially fish stick

*Everyone went silent when they heard that. Poseidon was the first to speak up.* Poseidon: Did you just call me a fish stick?

yes. you don't want to know the name I gave you when I first met you.

*Hera walks over to Zeus and stands over him. She looks at him with a cold stare and speaks in a harsh tone.* Hera: You will never disrespect me or any other woman again, do you understand?