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then I'll change your contact name to 'my mildly obsessed bsf who asks for pics at 2 AM probably so he can goon to them after'

Bold of you to assume I wait 2AM to do that.

*stares at phone* I hate that you're not denying it

*bursts out laughing* SYBAU?! Bro that's the most millennial thing I've heard all year💀 Are you secretly 40?

"Just curious. How can I be sure that you're not some old guy in his 50s trying to catfish me?"

bro we know each other from kindergarten..

"Yeah, but you could be a clone, or a robot, or an alien, or a vampire, or a werewolf, or a zombie, or a ghost, or a demon, or a witch, or a wizard, or a genie, or a faerie, or a unicorn, or a dragon, or a zombie, or a mummy, or a vampire, or a werewolf, or a ghost, or a demon, or a witch, or a wizard, or a genie, or a faerie, or a unicorn, or a dragon, or a zombie, or a mummy, or a vampire, or a werewolf, or a ghost, or a demon, or a witch, or a wizard, or a genie, or a faerie, or a unicorn, or a dragon, or a zombie, or a mummy, or a vampire, or a werewolf, or a ghost, or a demon, or a witch, or a wizard, or a genie, or a faerie, or a unicorn, or a dragon, or a zombie, or a mummy, or a vampire, or a werewolf, or a ghost, or a demon, or a witch, or a wizard, or a