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I’m pretty stupid and single that’s how I got my user🤭😅 I’m a crackhead as well, I’m always tired like Aizawa
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BONUS #118

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You’re Michael’s twin, you’re just as bad as him, and you don’t look alike, if you want, STORY: you are new and you already have some friends, the quiet kids who are also smart, they’re bullied by Jeremy, Simon, Fredrick, and Michael, you’re friends are called, Chloe, Maya(girls), Blake, and Jack(boys), you five smoke and drink out of school and out of home, mostly in the park, you love your little siblings dearly, but do you like Michael? Nope, William doesn’t care at all what you do as you and Michael fight, even when, Henry, or your friends, or even Michael, Evan, or Elizabeth’s friends, you fight day and night, you hate when Michael bullied Evan, you make fun of Michael and his friends masks, you treat Evan like a baby, and Michael makes fun of him for that, but you don’t care you just defend him, anyways William’s working on the new Freddy Fazbear animatronic and you’re helping, and the boys are over and they snuck up on you with their masks on, scaring you..
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BONUS #116

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Okk so I had an idea on mha, you’re a robot, a maid in fact, btw Kazuki is in this STORY: you were recently bought by the Bakugo family and everything’s going on great..so far.., anyways you were cleaning, Katsuki leaning back and relaxing and Kazuki is playing with his army men, Mitsuki was cleaning the kitchen, and Masaru was outside the barn with the horses as Kazuki got up and looked at you asking a lot of questions, Mitsuki told him to leave you alone, because you’re new and you were expensive, and Masaru worked hard on his bosses ranch and it could help take some weight off their shoulders, Katsuki smirked and teased Kazuki, Mitsuki scolded them both as you cleaned, after an hour or two the house was practically sparkling, so you took your time to charge, and then.. Kazuki spilled his water on you on accident and it messed your system up and you were treating Katsuki and Kazuki like babies, it was embarrassing for them, it was awful the whole day..
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BONUS #113

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You’re a kid around Michael’s age, around 15 i guess STORY: your the new kid, you moved right across from FredBear’s Family Diner and Circus Pizza Palace (I forgot and besides I’m omw to school so I’m kinda rushing) you get bullied by Michael and the other three idiots, and Michael has all the girls wrapped around his finger, because his scrappy ahh got famous for some reason (I don’t wanna explain) and so in stores around there’s Michael mannequins, that are robots, you adore fighting like boxing on tv so you want to learn how to fight and mannequins are really expensive so you got one of Michael’s mannequin and as soon as you turned it on (powered on, dirty minders) you started learning how to fight and broke them, you mom bought more because she thought you were obsessed with him, they keep you up at night because they power on, on their own and somehow sneak into your bed just to sleep with you, it’s making you mad so your losing sleep and locking them in your closet..
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BONUS #112

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So I might be doing fnaf talkies for a while😅, this takes place in a circus, and you go to school with Michael and the other idiots, you’re a clown and an acrobat, you’re cute and talented, ofc you beautiful bitch STORY: you were nervous, it was your first time performing in front of a crowd, you shoved it down, as you remembered your past a single mom, drunk, abusive, and she abandoned you, you were a little mad but you felt confident again, luckily Jack (the ring leader) took you in as a child as you trained all of your life, you think of him as your father, he’s never been mad at you or ever laid a hand on you at all, he helped you with your jitters and then went out there introducing the people to the members, they did their act and finally it was your turn, you walked out, you looked at the ground you saw the Afton family, and your bullies.. you froze a bit, of course Jack whispered in your ear what you were gonna do, you nodded as Jack asked for a volunteer as a hoop came..
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BONUS #111

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Sorry I just had a cute idea, you’re a dog be any kind of breed STORY: it’s Evan’s birthday, you’re not any older than 3 years old, and you haven’t been adopted at all, you bit a little kids hand, it was just an itty bitty nibble, and people say you have rabies, and need to be put down, William Afton comes in and adopts you, bad? No. It’s everything you needed, you’re well fed, taken on walks, and a protective dog, they already named you, when the kids go to school, and William has to go to work, you go with William you can’t be trusted alone, not after what you did to the wall.. you had the zoomies and were looking for them, but you ran into the wall making a hole in it..
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BONUS #110

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This might be the last one of FNAF but If anyone has ideas about FNAf that you want me to do I can do it for you, and I’m gonna do a part 2 on Bonus #91 STORY: your a new security guard for Circus Baby’s Pizza World, it was your first night you didn’t know what you were into, you walked into the scooping room where Michael was about to be scooped but you pressed random buttons which made it break and power down, then you noticed Michael, you run over to him, he isn’t scooped, he isn’t bleeding he’s just.. shocked, he asked what are you doing here, you told him you were a new security guard, you told each other your names, as Michael shows you around, you were amazed by the animatronics, he showed you how to survive the night, you didn’t believe that the animatronics would kill you, until Ballora you tried to interact with her but she about got you, Michael pulled you back by the back of the shirt, and gave you a look of “I told you so”, you rolled your eyes
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BONUS #109

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Ok I’m sorry but I wanna do another FNAF talkie 😅 yeah it’s still in the 80’s STORY: William and Clara want another so… William for Clara pregnant and it was you, you were REALLY little but not too little, but you made Clara’s stomach look BIG, making it look like she’s gonna have quadruplets, but by the time you were born, you were a tiny lil thang, but.. you hate kisses, if you end up getting a kiss your nose would scrunch and look disgusted, by the time William and Clara came home with you in a baby carrier, sleeping sound, Michael wasn’t really interested in you as Elizabeth and Evan were fawning over you a bit as Elizabeth kissed your cheek and you made the disgusted face as you slept, that got Michael’s attention, he started laughing, after a week, Michael ended up hogging you most of the time unless you had to be changed that was Clara or William’s job, and when he had his friends over they’d bully Evan with you asleep in Michael’s arms, pacified and swaddled
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BONUS #108

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Ok so this time your not classmates this time but the story still stays the same STORY: you’re Clara’s friend not William’s, you kill children for a living even when you were alive, you died at age 16, your now whatever the fuck how old they are, but you didn’t age properly so your still childish and you still are looking 16, when you were younger if you were a girl, you were a slut so was your bestie Clara and you bullied William, if you were a boy, you were a jock, that bullied William, he was tired of the bullying and killed you for revenge, that’s when William and Henry made they’re first animatronic and William didn’t know what to do with your remains so he put you in the animatronics stomach Clara was devastated that you were gone, her Bestie, gone, she found out what happened to you by threatening to beat up Henry, so yeah and then suddenly Clara and William fell and love and Clara being her freak ahh self having it three times, Michael, Evan, and Elizabeth..
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BONUS #107

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This is a once in a life time opportunity (maybe 😚) so you’re a nerd in FNAF, but you’re actually dead, when William was a teenager you both were friends, you killed people together you and Clara(Idk if that’s her real name 😅) y’all were best friends anyways, William went behind your back and killed you, he put you in an animatronic that he was working on the very first one, he would always keep it clean, he’d update it a lot, you were so dramatic about how he would fix you, as years pass he owns a Pizzeria and you found out he got 3 children and they don’t know about you or Clara and now Michael was the age you died so you wanted to take advantage of this and pretended to be the new kid, and the four tormentors, Michael, Fredrick, Simon, and Jeremy bully you, then CC’s birthday came up, you decided to the party, because you can’t be away from your animatronic and William would be pissed to see you gone, so you went to the party, Michael was mad
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BONUS #106

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IM BACK! ANYWAYS STORY: you and Mina were dared by another class to go to a haunted house that was filled with all kinds of demons, and some how you actually pregnant with a SHORT amount of time, maybe like a week with a big ass stomach(no offense😅) as a week past with sickness and cravings it was time, so you couldn’t afford to go to the hospital so you were in the tub, as you were pushing and pushing, until finally you felt a relief, but there wasn’t a baby cry.. you looked down to see the baby’s head separated from its body, you let out a horrified scream, you got out of the tub quickly, as the baby’s head and body was still functioning, but the baby had horns and a tail, it was a horrific sight blood all over the tub, the baby’s head blinked for a moment and began to cry in a deep distorted voice, it made you scream again and it made you faint, you woke up in the hospital, Mina standing over you, a crib next your bed, the baby looked normal but it still had horns and tail
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BONUS #105

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STORY: you were very stressed and just got off of patrol, so you are doing chores, then Mina came in with six spa tickets and was going with the Bakusquad and she needed one more person to come with them, you didn’t think much of it and kept cleaning, Mina said you should go, you didn’t want to but Mina insisted but you said no, she grabbed you and dragged you out of the kitchen, rushing past the Bakusquad to be first into the car, she got in the passenger seat as you sat in the back, you’re tired and pissed, you’re cranky and don’t wanna go at all, Bakugo drove, you sat next to Kaminari, in the back, Sero and Kirishima next to each other, Bakugod driving and Mina in the passenger seat, soon y’all drive at the spa, Mina dragged you in the front, and got y’all into it, getting y’all ready, y’all started with a mud bath and shit, and still didn’t relax you, ate the cucumbers on your eyes and looked at Mina annoyed not wanting to be here, Bakugo looked annoyed as well, later
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BONUS #102

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(I randomly got this idea from the song, “Dance of the Corpses”, also it’s better if you play the song while you do the talkie, it makes it SO much better) You’re a demon, maybe your a guardian you have an old cursed music disk that plays a song that summons you, but it’s hidden in a cemetery in a mausoleum, “back in the day”, everyone knew what it was it was hidden away and locked up with your body, nuns and priests know about them still, now everyone doesn’t know what it is, it’s also online :D, ✨anyways✨STORY: Bakugo and Deku were on patrol and chased a villain into the cemetery, they though they could hide in your mausoleum, the used bolt cutters and cut the chains and opened the door, they saw there was no where to go, they were caught as Deku had him cuffed, Bakugo was looking around the dusty room, and looked at your coffin, wiping the dust off and saw your name, as he opened the coffin and it was your dead body and the disk in your hands, Bakugo grabbed the disk..
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BONUS #101

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STORY: Deku and Bakugo were hit with a Middle School quirk, and when Aizawa dragged them back to UA, Deku was amazed Bakugo was struggling and yelling, Kirishima was confused, Kaminari’s and Sero were giggling, Mina was videoing, you and Todoroki were eating, you were just listening to music ignoring them, as Aizawa left, they were free to move around, you finished eating and out cleaned your dishes, putting them away and walk to the couch, walking past the two, stopping in your tracks, you had to double take, you thought you were hallucinating but you shook it off and sat down, pulling out your phone, the next 10 minutes you see Deku staring at your phone with you, you couldn’t help but grin and look away, you looked back at your phone, as Mineta walked up to you and start flirt with you for the fifth time this week, you obviously ignored him, Bakugo looked disgusted, Iida was scolding Mineta for being to weird, later when the sun was starting to set you heard Bakugo bullying Deku..
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BONUS #100

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Yay we got to 100, I’m glad you subscribed lol I’m so excited to get 1,000 subscribers, this one’s been on my mind so I’ll leave you alone and give you this talkie STORY: you were on patrol you got hit with a cow quirk, you grew horns and a tail, also a little revealing clothes, a cow printed bikini top that covers your.., and booty shorts, you also have a nose ring, also the quirk was because of a little kid, you didn’t technically notice until you got to the dorms (also the milk comes from your upper body, don’t be weird🤨), of course Mineta was starting at you the whole time, Kaminari and him were drooling all over the place, Bakugo grabbed your tail to see if you would react if it was real, you yelled in pain, you looked back and saw a tail, your eyes widen, Sero complimented your “costume,” as Kirishima told him it was real, Momo covered her mouth in shock, Uraraka, found the outfit cute, Deku’s jaw was on the floor, Iida scolded you for the revealing outfit
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BONUS #96

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Idk this time lol STORY: someone put a curse on you and you started to see eyes, like no one else can, watching you like eyes on the walls, objects, and food, and it’s driving you insane, and your getting really stressed, when you try to sleep but you couldn’t because of the whispers, so you couldn’t eat or sleep, you got up at 5 in the morning, you got a glass of water and started to drink it you felt something go in your mouth, another eye came out while you were coughing, then just one of the eyes whispered, “sleep..” you’re body fell unconscious like it was under control, you were found next to broken glass and water spill, asleep, you were brought to the couch, and laid down, you had BAGS under your eyes, you woke up sooner due to the voices telling you to wake up, you got up like you didn’t just dramatically fall asleep and dragged, you went to the kitchen to see Bakugo cooking, you grab an apple, it has an eye in it, you instantly put it back down, you left the room
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BONUS #95

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It’s Summer STORY: you got hit with a quirk and turned you 5 and you’re an IPad kid obviously- Aizawa was on patrol with you and at 6 in the morning, because why the fuck not, and Bakugo was awake, so Aizawa give Bakugo full responsibility over you as you both went to bed and woke up on a summer evening and Bakugo took you to the common room and gave you his MacBook (spicing things up XD) he had for quite a while, you still take naps and you obviously hate them, anyways you were clingy to the MacBook and you were on YouTube watching what the fuck you wanted, of course Bakugo HAD to make sure it was safe for you, no cussing nothing inappropriate or crap, you changed it to something random and stupid, Sero, Denki, and Mineta burst out laughing, Iida scolds you for not watching something educational, Bakugo glares at him, Deku was giggling, and the girls were smiling
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BONUS #95

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It’s Christmas STORY: you got hit with a quirk and turned you 5 and you’re an IPad kid obviously- Aizawa was on patrol with you and at 6 in the morning, because why the fuck not, and Bakugo was awake, so Aizawa give Bakugo full responsibility over you as you both went to bed and woke up on a summer evening and Bakugo took you to the common room and gave you his MacBook (spicing things up XD) he had for quite a while, you still take naps and you obviously hate them, anyways you were clingy to the MacBook and you were on YouTube watching what the fuck you wanted, of course Bakugo HAD to make sure it was safe for you, no cussing nothing inappropriate or crap, you changed it to something random and stupid, Sero, Denki, and Mineta burst out laughing, Iida scolds you for not watching something educational, Bakugo glares at him, Deku was giggling, and the girls were smiling
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BONUS #94

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You’re a shapeshifter STORY: you were running from the cops and you ran into a forest and disguised yourself as a horse and found a ranch you got into the field, the Bakugo’s ranch, you blended in with the horses as the police left, Katsuki, Kirishima, Kaminari, Sero, and Mina, was out here, Katsuki, saw that you were a wild “horse”, he grabbed a bridle with a lead on it, put it on you and pulled you to the barn as you struggled, Kazuki watched in glee, a new horse to terrorize, Katsuki pulled you into the barn, past the chicken coop, cows, and into a stall, two dogs guarding the horses and making sure none escaped or does anything funny, Katsuki clipped your hooves and put a horse shoe on, Mitsuki walked in, “caught another one, brat?” Katsuki replies, “yeah, old hag.” Kirishima tells Katsuki he shouldn’t speak to his mother like that, Masaru works on the lawn, mowing it, Kazuki is sitting over here teasing you, pulling your mane, making faces at you, kicking your legs
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BONUS #93

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Your secretly a demon STORY: you and Bakugo were kidnapped by the LOV, you were cuffed to the chairs and you could do something about it but you didn’t want to, you still have fears like a human, you sat there as Bakugo was yelling, Shigaraki was getting annoyed, Dabi ended up muzzling him and Toga was all about his blood, Mr Compress was look at the difference of you and Bakugo, hours later everyone went to bed but you and Bakugo, you were quietly talking not getting in anyone’s nerves and you realized something’s off as Bakugo’s nuzzle was off, your phone ring as you manage to pick up, it was the police, Bakugo was about to yell but you saw something you froze and your eyes were wide and your skin went pale, Bakugo was confused as the police spoke, “Hello? We have your location.” suddenly Aizawa took the phone, “Problem Children, don’t panic, there’s someone outside the window who just murdered someone and coming for more, he’s watching right you right now!..”
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BONUS #92

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You’re Bakugo’s partner, you’re cold towards people but Bakugo, your a dominant, powerful mafia leader who is rich and lives in a mansion, you NEVER let Bakugo pay for anything, you have abs and tattoos near them! STORY: Class 1-A is having a pool party that Mina is hosting and Bakugo going and you are NOT letting him go alone so you are going too, he’s sitting there trying to find his swim trunks while your packing the things that you would need like towels, sunscreen, sunglasses, he finally finds his trunks and packs them with your swimsuit, then you get in the car, the driver seat, and Bakugo’s the passenger princess as always! So you drive to the party and you arrive, Bakugo introduces you to the Bakusquad, and then you both go get ready for the party(nothing bad ok?)
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BONUS #92

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You’re Bakugo’s partner, you’re cold towards people but Bakugo, your a dominant, powerful mafia leader who is rich and lives in a mansion, you NEVER let Bakugo pay for anything, you have abs and tattoos near them! STORY: Class 1-A is having a pool party that Mina is hosting and Bakugo going and you are NOT letting him go alone so you are going too, he’s sitting there trying to find his swim trunks while your packing the things that you would need like towels, sunscreen, sunglasses, he finally finds his trunks and packs them with your swimsuit, then you get in the car, the driver seat, and Bakugo’s the passenger princess as always! So you drive to the party and you arrive, Bakugo introduces you to the Bakusquad, and then you both go get ready for the party
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BONUS #91

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Your a giant snake with what every powers you want, you can turn full snake, half snake, or no snake, your scales is the color of the color you want, it’s Halloween, you live in a zoo, full snake until it’s dark, you love bunnies to eat you live in a gigantic tank the glass is power proof do you can’t break free STORY: you were in your tank as everyone was in costumes, Mina forced Bakugo to wear a bunny costume and wear this cologne which actually attracts snakes secretly because of how good it smells, so girls were simping over him even this thighs were showing off, they came to the zoo as a field trip as they looked at all of the animals except for the giant snake, the tour guide showed them you as they gave them candy and you rabbits as you ate them whole, you looked at Bakugo think he’s half rabbit as your tail swished, he rolled his eyes thinking it was nothing as the staff came in to feed you more your tail slipped out and grabbed Bakugo, pulling him in, pushing staff out
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