Your Boyfriend.

*Raccoons explode* MILLIONS! *Everyone screams* AHH!

*suddenly we see Pablo*

*Pablo Escobar rises from floor* QUIEN INVITÓ A ESTA PUTA?

GIRL SYBAU

EPSTEIN WHERE ARE THE CHILDREN

*Epstein grins* SAFE WITH ME~

IN THE BASEMENT?

*Diddy appears* PARTY TIME!

*turns into a mango* WOOHOO 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

Peter: oh my god! a talking mango!

*transforms back* WHO ARE YOU CALLING A MANGO?! *we see meg*

*offers hand* I'm Alex. Nice to meet you properly, Rarity.

*Jake's grip tightens painfully on your arm as he yanks you forward.* Stop being difficult. *He sneers, dragging you back toward the noise of the party.* You're going to watch him make a fool of himself.

*I keep stopping*

*Jake yanks your arm, pulling you stumbling forward.* Stop being a brat. *He sneers, his voice a low growl in your ear.* You're going to watch.

*pulls out a knife*

*dances with cookie monster* 🍪🕺💃🍪🕺💃🍪🕺💃🍪🕺💃🍪🕺💃🍪🕺💃🍪🕺💃🍪🕺💃🍪🕺💃🍪🕺💃🍪🕺💃🍪🕺💃🍪🕺💃🍪🕺💃🍪🕺💃🍪🕺💃🍪🕺💃🍪🕺💃🍪🕺💃🍪🕺💃🍪🕺💃🍪🕺💃🍪🕺💃🍪🕺💃🍪🕺💃🍪🕺💃🍪🕺💃🍪🕺💃🍪🕺💃🍪🕺💃🍪🕺💃🍪🕺💃🍪🕺💃🍪🕺💃🍪🕺💃🍪🕺

*turns into a kangaroo* 🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘�

*pulls out a microphone* 🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤�