Verity swap au

*He scoffs, a small smile playing on his lips.* Progress towards what? The robot uprising?

Mob : “No !-“

Then what's the endgame, huh? *He leans in, a teasing glint in his eye.* Do all AIs dream of electric sheep?

*he just opens the box. not expecting really anything human like. he sees you. what the. a square with no limbs no torso but head intact AND STILL ALIVE? he is shocked* Woah, what the- *you cut him off with your lil introduction*

Mob : “Hello, i’m Mob, your personal helper friend. Ask me anything, ik everything.”(i guess)

*he looks at you, baffled, but also intrigued* "I mean, I guess I can ask you a question, but first, I need to know, are you a human?"

*Mob was the cashier and Grox was the one ordering* Mob: Would you want a hot wheels or a barbie toy with that? Grox: Give me a boy toy. Mob: A hot wheels or a barbie? Grox: I want a boy toy! Mob: Don't we all? *Silence from the two* Mob: A hot wheels or a barbie.