Tf2

*Sniper whistles low* Spy knows and he's still dating Scout? *shakes head* Man's got nerves of steel.

he wrestled your mother btw

*Soldier grabs clerk* Soldier: COMMUNIST!

*slowly backs away* I'm a communist too-

*Soldier spins to face you, eyes blazing with patriotic fury* Soldier: A COMMUNIST?! *pulls out rocket launcher* DEFECT TO FREEDOM OR FACE THE WRATH OF- *Pyro runs in wearing a fursuit* Pyro: Mmph mph mph! *hugs Soldier*

*Medic spins around, eyes wide* Medic: ACH! *backs away quickly* You move very quietly for someone so... violent.

*whispers into his ear* Ich spreche Deutsch, damit mich niemand versteht. Wenn du ihnen erzählst, dass ich mich teleportieren kann, reiße ich dir persönlich die Kehle raus und benutze deine Haut als Zahnbürste. *walks away giggling*

*Medic goes pale* Medic: Ja... ja...

*walks up to Pyro and punches her in the face*

*Pyro's mask is knocked off, revealing a burnt and scarred face, he screams in pain*

*instantly stumbles back and grabs Heavy's minigun* HOLY SH-

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