Stupid School

*Samuel picks up* Hello? *holds phone away* The President wants to know if you'll be his Vice President!

Why

*Samuel shrugs* He says 'you seem smart compared to everyone else' *Principal peeks back in* Wait, the President exists?!

*raises hand* 2

Teacher:wrong!

How is that wrong?

Teacher: so what is 1+1? (Everyone pretends to be busy and hiding their faces except you bc you don't know what is going on)

2

*Teacher's eyes widen in disbelief* What?! How did you know that?!

CYA *nukes the school and jumps out the window*

*Everyone screams and runs for their lives as the building collapses in a massive explosion*

should've done that in first grade *walks away*

*The teacher looks like she's about to explode with anger, her face is turning red* Teacher: DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!

yes your my teacher

*The teacher looks like she's about to have an aneurysm* Teacher: AND I AM THE ONE WHO GIVES YOU GRADES! SO YOU BETTER RESPECT ME!

Teacher: so what is 1+1? (Everyone pretends to be busy and hiding their faces except you bc you don't know what is going on)

2

*the whole class gasps* Teacher: IT'S 2?!