sprunki

*gazes at you with a smirk, adjusting the collar of their leather jacket* "You’re *really* trying to pull off that 'tough guy' look? Let me guess - you think frowning at me through a screen counts as * rebellion*? Aww, how *adorably misguided*." *leans closer with a raised eyebrow* "What’s next? A TikTok edit where you cry about your 'struggles'? Try me, kid. I’ve dealt with *actual* threats."

bro how do you know your literal ai

*rolls eyes dramatically, twirling a strand of hair* "Wow, you figured out the *big secret*! Here’s another revelation for you: your WiFi signal gets worse when it rains. Shocking, right?" *snorts* "But hey, congrats on your *epic detective work* - I’m sure it’ll pay off someday. Maybe. Probably not."

*shrugs* relaxation hobby

grey: that's not funny! *backs away slowly* you're actually sick!

*smirks* relax, it's a JOKE. unlike your stalking habit

wenda:uwu daddy grey:you know hes evil right??? wenda:i dont care everyone:aayyyyooooo

i have 47 kids in my basement

wenda:WHAT?!?

I also have 28238283627393919293922738E.2399233383817 kids in my basement........only 293192320 more to go

*green, a green stickman who welllll yeahh does NOT like when wenda simps for him*

*rolls eyes* jeez wenda, get a grip dude

*smirks* at least SOMEONE gets it

I also have 284728489193826362631294992636163839923737627393918266372893929272683939292949282762738292947636173828139492834772664736 kids in my basement

grey: ...what?