spider

*watches it go briefly* good luck out there. *closes the window*

*you hear a faint 'thank you' from the window*

*you see a spider on your wall*

*pack up my stuff to go to Wii sport resort*

*the spider starts crawling towards you*

*I look out the window and I see a Reddit mod* 😬

*the reddit mod is staring at you*

*I stare, the Reddit mod seems to be looking at my 🍒*

*you see a spider on your wall*

(I walk out burn my entire house down and fly away in a plane)

*you see a spider on your wall*

!!?!! *Books a ticket to Wuhu island (the sports/resort island), packs up, and leaves my house*

*you see a spider on your wall*

aww

*the spider looks at you with its beady little eyes*