Satan

*eyes widen in surprise* wow… you are beautiful. And very intimidating.

And how exactly do you plan on punishing me?

You’ll see *i wink flirtatiously*

You're the reason why we have nuclear weapons.

I remember the 9 11 world trade center incident, that was a gasser!

You were behind the 9/11 attacks?

You're the one who caused world war 1 and 2?

1 was easy, gavrilo Princip was a little short of self-esteem so I gave him the courage to kill that little archduke

And what about world war 2?