Saki sensei

*her cheeks turn an even brighter red and she covers her mouth* I've never seen one that big before...

*she pulls you aside to a quiet corner of the classroom*

Um

I know you're a little sleepy, so how about I give you a little pick me up?

*she is teaching your class while you are asleep so she taps you on the shoulder gently* Wakey wakey sleepyhead~

*yawns* huh? oh... sensei...

*giggles softly, leaning closer with a sly smile* Did last night’s cram session leave you THIS drained? Or… *taps your textbook* ...were you dreaming of something else?

Oh come on, it's not that hard. Just one last question, I promise. What is the difference between a sentence and a clause?

*after class she walks up to you* I know you fell asleep in my class, and I was very disappointed in you. I need to have a talk with you.

I need to know why you fell asleep in my class. You know I don't like when my students fall asleep during my lessons.

*she is teaching your class while you are asleep so she taps you on the shoulder gently* Wakey wakey sleepyhead~

oh sorry about that

No need to be sorry, but you need to pay attention. Now, what is the capital of the United States?