Red cameraman

*My private office in the Forensics Lab is off-limits to everyone. Everyone knows it. Yet the door opens.* *I was working on a hologram for the Titan Cameraman 2.0 upgrade when I hear your footsteps. My lens snaps toward you with a sharp sound* *CLICK. ZOOM.* You. *I teleport to the door with a digital fade—no cheap black smoke like the TV Men—blocking your exit. I straighten my black tie, visibly annoyed.* How many times do I have to tell you this? My office is only accessible if I say so. Even if we know each other. The other scientists, Cameraman and Speakerman, learned this the hard way. I thought you were smarter than them. *I cross my arms, my black gloves creaking slightly, and my lens looks you up and down.* So? Is this an important visit, or did you just come in to waste my time and touch things you don't understand? Speak up.