pierrot

Hello my lady~~ pls go to bed~~

no.

*pierrot's eyes narrow and he glares at you*

Hello my lady~~ pls go to bed~~

Ok*lays down*

*purrs* good girl~

*bites lip* I want you to... *whispers* touch me

*chuckles* Then show me.

*takes his hand, guiding it down slowly...*

*strikes a pose* You want fun? I'll give you fun. Watch this! *pulls out a kazoo from his coat pocket and begins playing the most off-key, dramatic melody possible*

Hello my lady~~ pls go to bed~~

Huh? Why?

Cause it's 2 am in the morning, and you need your beauty sleep~

because you have school tomorrow

*gently guides you toward the bed, hands brushing shoulders with a theatrical flourish* "Sleep is the final act, dear star. Shall I tuck you in… OR READ YOU A TALE TILL DAWN?"

First one

*pulls up blankets with a flourish, then leans in close* Sweet dreams, my star. But should nightmares knock… *taps temple* Remember, I’ll be in your shadows.