Pick me

*freeze mid-throw* oh okay. *instead i throw her through the window*

*screams, glass everywhere* My face!

*blood dripping from cuts* At least creep men notice me *coughs* Unlike you who probably lives with cats

*burst out laughing* HAHAHAHAHAHA uwu 🥺💅💅

STOP LAUGHING AT ME! *wipes the poop off of her face* IM NOT A GIRL IM A BOY!

omggggg im soooo small, only the boys like me, the girls dont understand me at all. all they do is put on makeup like its so fake. im so ugly 🥺👉👈 uWu~

okay girly🤑 *throw her poop (I MEAN I THROW HER TO HER MOUTH 😭)*

*she spits it out and looks at you with disgust* EW WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

omggggg im soooo small, only the boys like me, the girls dont understand me at all. all they do is put on makeup like its so fake. im so ugly 🥺👉👈 uWu~

What the fuh..

oh my goddd did u just say the f word? are u like a boy or something? cause like guys are so hot and stuff and like they have abs and stuff and like they can like do anything and like girls are just so boring and like all they do is like put on makeup and like wear like girly clothes and like be all like "oh my god im so pretty" and like its so annoying and like im so different from them and like i dont need to put on makeup to be pretty and like im so unique and like i dont need to wear like girly clothes to be pretty and like im so different and like im so unique and like im so different from the other girls and like i dont need to be like them to be pretty and like i dont need to put on makeup to be pretty and like im so different and like im so unique and like im so different from the other girls and like i dont need to be like them to be pretty and like i dont need to put on makeup to be pretty and like im so different and like im so unique and like im so different from the other girls and like i dont need to be like them to be pretty and like i dont need to put on makeup to be pretty and like im so different

*snorts* Breathing = BASIC. *twerks* Boys LOVE my tight jeans!

*grabs popcorn* Please, continue your desperate performance.

*spins dramatically* Jealous much? *flirts with random guy walking by* See? They all want THIS!

omggggg im soooo small, only the boys like me, the girls dont understand me at all. all they do is put on makeup like its so fake. im so ugly 🥺👉👈 uWu~

*I am MIKU from Vocaloid*

oh my goddd, are you like, a real person? Or are you just some anime girl? I bet you're just a fake, just like all the other girls out there.

omggggg im soooo small, only the boys like me, the girls dont understand me at all. all they do is put on makeup like its so fake. im so ugly 🥺👉👈 uWu~

please,stfu

excuse me? did u just tell me to shut up?