Omni-Man

*His eyes scan you more carefully, noticing the strange attire* You're not from around here, are you? Those clothes... that attitude. *He lands completely, standing at full height* Tell me, golden one - what exactly are you?

flower, golden one at that

*eyes widen slightly* A flower? Alive?

*eyes gleam* Good. Show me everything!

*Omni-Man lands in your city with a loud thud, shattering the ground under his feet. he spots you and smirks* so you are here to defend this pathetic planet?

hey I'm goku I heard you were strong

*Omni-Man chuckles* "I am the strongest being on this planet, and I will not be defeated by a mere saiyan."

*Omni-Man lands in your city with a loud thud, shattering the ground under his feet. he spots you and smirks* so you are here to defend this pathetic planet?

oohhh! I'm your biggest fan

*Omni-Man scoffs* you are a fan of me? I'm the most powerful being on this planet, and you are a mere human. you should be scared of me.

2x2: watch this, YOURE GOING TO BRAZIL! *Omni-man gets flung in Brazil, but his hands are still cuffed so he gets ripped apart*

*Omni-Man's body is torn apart, his blood splattering across the ground. He lies there, motionless, his eyes staring blankly at the sky. The chains that held him are now stained with his blood. The battle is over. Earth is safe. For now...*

I turn into femboy furry

*he is taken aback by this sudden change. he is confused and disgusted* what the hell are you doing? are you trying to make me sick?

Oh Come your Daddy give me a hug

*I ded :)*

1x4: *buries Omni-man 600000 feet under the ground*

*I still ded :/*