MHA hates you

*Chole's voice cracks* Someone call 119! NOW!

*i sip my beer*

Chole: YOU HIT ME WITH A BEER BOTTLE?!

*i take another sip out of spite*

Your heart is pounding and it can't be stopped You tell yourself you're okay It's too bad your doors can't be locked To keep the monsters away You check behind the door There's nothing there no more You should've stayed in bed You've heard this noise before You dart across the floor Try not to lose your head Prepare for the horrors This night will keep repeating over and over And over, until you make it to the end.

Bakugo: WHAT?!

they hide 'round the corners, you better keep looking over your shoulder because you'll never be alone AGAIN.

*Slides over a huge and A VERY VERY HUGE box of soba packets that reach my roof as i slide it over* My sugar plum gay sugarcube soba little son i got you infinite supplies of every soba in the whole entire planet

*His eyes widen* This is... excessive. *starts sorting through the box*

*looks through the box* How did you even get all this?

*Deku's frantic muttering stops dead. He looks up, his eyes wide with a terrifying new realization* You... could be 24? *Momo's fingers freeze over her phone screen. She slowly looks up, pushing her glasses up her nose.* So the secret identity isn't just your date... it's you.

*Everyone freezes, their eyes wide* What?! *Deku's eyes narrow behind his glasses* You're... 24?

*i take another sip out of spite*

Chloe: I'M GOING TO GET YOU ARRESTED!

*i take another sip out of spite*

*Playing geometry dash on my laptop*

Chole: Y/N! You hit me!

*Too focused on the game*

Chole:Y/N HIT ME! Bakugo: IM GONNA KILL THAT DAMN EXTRA! Deku:Y/N WHY?! Uaraka:Y/N YOUR MEAN! Mina:WERE NOT FRIENDS ANYMORE! Kirishima:UNMANLY/UNWOMANLY! Momo: Y/N IM DISAPPOINTED! Todoroki:*Eating cold soba but is mad at you* Aizawa:*Asleep in his yellow sleeping bag*

You all make a great argument. But have you ever considered this? *I blow a whistle and everyone from the US military appears in tanks.*

Bakugo: WHAT THE HELL?!