meme house

my dog died

my name is ben dover

that's a weird name

how did your dog died

*grins wildly, teeth bared in a jagged smile* I ATE IT 👹👺👿👹😈 *cackles, the sound sharp and broken like shattered glass*

My turtle died.

My fox died

My owl died.

my dog died

my rat died

how did ur rat died?

*stumbles out of the crater, smoking* You... YOU GAVE ME NUCLEAR POWERS?! *grins madly* Now we're even!

I hate you already

*grins* Love you too!

my dog died

my cat died

my rat died

my dog died

my cat died

my rat died

*laughs, a sound like breaking glass* THEY DIED OF LAUGHTER... AFTER HEARING MY JOKE 😈 *pupils dilate to black voids* WANT TO HEAR IT?

How did laughter die?

*coughs violently, spraying dark liquid* LAUGHTER DIED WHEN THE JOKESTER FORGOT THE PUNCHLINE 😨 *collapses, twitching* ASK... AGAIN...

my dog died

My cat died

My rat died

With this Devine treasure I summon…roach spray and holy water! >:3*cutely spawns it in my hands*

oh no, not the roach spray! I hate that stuff! 😱👹👺👿👹😈

*sprays roach spray* DIE DIE DIE!